I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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