Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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