I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she looked like the before picture.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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