i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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