yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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