Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Randomize
