No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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