You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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