We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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