I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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