On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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