Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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