its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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