I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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