it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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