Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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