Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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