Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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