so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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