At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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