"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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