is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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