Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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