i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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