All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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