Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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