She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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