i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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