hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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