I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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