i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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