it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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