Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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