How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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