I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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