I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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