did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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