Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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