I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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