This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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