no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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