weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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