have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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