It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We left the knife in your bed.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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