I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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