no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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