Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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