Fuck appropriateness.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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