i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
