What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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