I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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