yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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