dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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