just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
